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The Facebook IPO Frenzy Turns Depressing

It’s Mark Zuckerberg’s 28th Birthday

Will Facebook Crush an Anonymous Social Network?

World’s Best Twitter User Jose Canseco Mysteriously Disappears From Twitter

Professional Video Gamer’s Charity Campaign Tries to Outdo Kony 2012 In Obnoxiousness

Now that Joseph Kony is in jail thanks to everyone tweeting that Kony 2012 video (he is, right?) all future activism will consist of slick viral videos which online mobs will tweet incessantly at everyone in the hopes of annoying [...]

Anonymous Accidentally Sent Us This Boob Picture

The Secret of The American Teen Is Contained In This Massive Text Message Database

No One Can Correctly Google Any More, Basically

Silicon Valley’s Secret, Vicious Lust for Hollywood Fame

Here’s the Dubstep-y Trailer for Julian Assange’s New Talk Show

In this new trailer, the screech of dubstep summons the lucrative 18-34 year-old male demographic to Wikileaks editor Julian Assange’s upcoming talk show, The World of Tomorrow, which premiers on the Kremlin’s favorite TV channel, Russia Today next Tuesday. The [...]