The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.18.12
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got Joshua Jackson letting us all know it’s [...]
Terry Richardson Really Likes Taking Pictures of Jared Leto
When bros like Photo Boy and myself hang out, it’s almost a guarantee we’ll snap black and white photos of each others ponytails, or “Bronytails,” as we like to call them if he doesn’t mind me sharing our secret language [...]
Oh, Hey, Rihanna’s Butt. Long Time, No See.
When I referenced Rihanna‘s butt earlier in the Terry Richardson/Jared Leto post that should really be an indicator of how barely being able to see through a celebrity’s clothes is like goddamn manna from heaven today, I had no idea [...]
Karina Derizans Is Apparently Some New Reality Star In A Bikini And Other News
- These women are proud feminists who don’t let society tell them to wear a bra. – Tom Cruise‘s Playboy interview was a calculated ad for Scientology. Of course. – How To Pose Like A Hot Guy With A Cute [...]
The Police Seem Really Concerned With Finding Nick Stahl
“See? We found this picture of him on the Internet with his kindly, cigar-smoking grandfather. Nuttin’ to worry about.” According to his estranged wife who doesn’t want him anywhere near their daughter until he cleans himself up, Nick Stahl has [...]
The LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Feud Doesn’t Look Out of Hand At All
Last week, Brandi Glanville revealed in an interview with some obscure Australian magazine that she wanted to kill LeAnn Rimes, which prompted LeAnn to immediately act scared for her life and latch onto the free publicity even though it didn’t [...]
Miley Cyrus: A Lady Of Sophistication And The Such
I honestly didn’t plan on writing two Miley Cyrus‘ posts today, but who could’ve honestly predicted she’d spend this afternoon hocking loogies off her hotel balcony before parading around in a tube top? Except don’t answer that because it’s everyone. [...]
The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.17.12
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has everything important that happened so far at the Cannes Film Festival right here and here. We’ve also got Vanessa Hudgens who still thinks Coachella‘s going on, Joe Jonas coordinates every single [...]
‘And, Lo, There Was A New Skarsgard, Forged of Chocolate And Ice…’
For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore standing shirtless on a yacht in Cannes this morning while holding a champagne flute, so we’re just going [...]
‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Got Engaged To That Dude She Publicly Claimed Beat Her. Of Course.
According to Us Weekly, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has announced she’s engaged to boyfriend Gary Head who, and I’m trying to remember all this correctly even though I actively tried to avoid most of this information, she openly accused on [...]