Fub and Fab the Upfronts: CBS
I’ve always wondered why Lucy Liu isn’t a bigger deal. She’s SO PRETTY, and she doesn’t age, ever, and she’s usually adds a welcome spark to any show she joins (like Dirty Sexy Money, or Southland, or Ally McBeal, [...]
Fug or Fab: Freida Pinto
I decided that Eva Longoria is running some kind of scam on Freida Pinto and the rest of the L’Oreal women wherein she somehow manages to snag all the best dresses for herself and leaves them with the Wonky [...]
Fugs and Pieces, Friday May 18
Exciting news! Our new book, MESSY — which is SUPPOSED to come out on June 5th — has shipped from the warehouses and is currently on its way to Amazon and your local bookstore. So keep an eye out for [...]
Freaky Fug Friday:
I am excited to use this picture. It is lunacy: THE SITUATION: Micaela Schaefer here is “a model.” I believe this sort of ensemble is the modus operandi of choice for her. This is the Men in Black 3 [...]
Better Played, Jessica Chastain
Chastain LOVES McQueen: The good news is that McQueen loves her back. This is sort of great, right? The neckline is kind of…let’s just say I kept staring at it trying to figure out if I like it, and [...]
Fug and Fab the Upfronts: The CW
Listen. We may say a lot of things about Zoe Hart’s habit of practicing medicine in formal shorts, or about our theory that Lemon Breeland walked through a warp hole in 1940 and decided to stay in rural Alabama [...]
Fuglissa George
There are not words. Well, there are, and they all carry punctuation and/or bonus characters: fugly!, nipples?, REALLY?!?, sh*tstorm, $^@&*^%, and of course my favorite word, BRAS-ARE-NOT-SHIRTS-ESPECIALLY-IF-THEY-ARE-SEE-THROUGH-WHAT-IS-GOING-ON-HERE-WHO-WOULD-EVEN-SEW-THUS-MUCH-LESS-ZIP-IT-UP. It’s a bit long to type all the time, though. Read More [...]
We Need To Talk About SWINTON
I’m running out of headline options for her: If I were to pull our usual “fug” word switcheroo with her, I think half of Fug Nation would rise up and unseat me, and I am WAY too lazy to [...]
Well Played, Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron
I love the expression on K Stew here: It’s basically, “I can’t believe I have to stand next to this goddess for WEEKS.” Chin up, sweetie — you look great, too. And now that you’re back to your super [...]
We Need To Talk About SWINTON
I’m running out of headline options for her: If I were to pull our usual “fug” word switcheroo with her, I think half of Fug Nation would rise up and unseat me, and I am WAY too lazy to [...]