Performance (F)Art: Courtney Stodden As A Cat
Only press play if you’re okay with using X amount of seconds of your day and okay with straining several muscles in your face from mouthing the words “what in every God’s name am I watching…” on a loop. The [...]
The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 18th!
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Afternoon Crumbs
If the miracle child of Karen Elson and Castapella from She-Ra played one of Alexis Carrington’s arch rivals in a Dynasty episode set in an alternate universe, she would look exactly like Tilda Swinton on Candy magazine – Celebitchy Prince [...]
Charlize Theron Was A Toofless 10-Year-Old Girl
Charlize Theron is one of those gorgeous beauties who tries to convince us that when she was a kid, she was a disgustingly gross creature who cowered under a bench in the playground as brats threw peanut shells at her. [...]
Raven Has Some Shit To Say About The Lesbian Rumors
Cancel the “That’s So Raven!” pride parade float sponsored by Sharpie (the trusted name in eyebrow situations), because Raven Symone has stepped far away from the closet door knob and is not coming out publicly anytime soon. Raven went on [...]
Open Post: Hosted By Will Smith Swatting At A Reporter
There’s a Ukrainian reporter whose “thing” is to kiss the cheeks of celebrities on the red carpet and I guess most celebrities are okay with it, but Will Smith was not one of those celebrities at the premiere of Men [...]
SHOTS FIRED (Literally)
One way to deal with your arch rival telling a magazine they wanted to kill you is to Tweet picture after picture after picture after picture after video of you murdering a target to show a ho that you can [...]
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 17th!
Dick Cheney knows that, as an American, he has the constitutional right to “bare” arms, but equally important is keeping those arms exfoliated and moisturized! – herroyalflyness Runners-up: Ted Nugent produced a short educational video on how one should protect [...]
Strut, Pout, Put It Out!
Now that Joe Jonas is living in New York City, the city should really designate parts of the sidewalk as “The Joe Jonas Only Lane,” because hos need to get out of the way when he busts out his signature [...]
Bono Is One Of The Richest Musicians In The Known Universe
And you can curse at the “like” button for that. One of my biggest regrets in life, besides drinking an all-green protein shake for breakfast today (BARF! NEVER AGAIN!), is not getting a job as a janitor, muralist or glory [...]